The odds of winning the Mega Millions Lottery are stacked against you, as you may guess.
If you think you can win this week’s mega lottery, think again ... you have a better chance of being killed by flesh-eating bacteria than rolling in lottery gold.
The Mega Millions jackpot is at $640 Million (and rising), with odds of winning at roughly 1 in 176 Million ... but get this ... 1 in 3 people think winning the lottery is the ONLY way to be financially secure in life (eeek!).
So we looked into the odds and found a bunch of crap that is more likely to happen to you ...
-- Death by lightning: 1 in 2,650,000
-- Death by flesh-eating bacteria: 1 in 1,000,000
-- Getting eaten by a shark: 1 in 11,000,000
-- Death by fireworks: 1 in 1,000,000
That said… anyone care to join me in an office pool?
To find out if you ....er..won...tonight, at 11pm, check out the homepage HERE.
UPDATE: Here are the numbers....and...Ididn't win...I know, shocking.
If you think you can win this week’s mega lottery, think again ... you have a better chance of being killed by flesh-eating bacteria than rolling in lottery gold.
The Mega Millions jackpot is at $640 Million (and rising), with odds of winning at roughly 1 in 176 Million ... but get this ... 1 in 3 people think winning the lottery is the ONLY way to be financially secure in life (eeek!).
So we looked into the odds and found a bunch of crap that is more likely to happen to you ...
-- Death by lightning: 1 in 2,650,000
-- Death by flesh-eating bacteria: 1 in 1,000,000
-- Getting eaten by a shark: 1 in 11,000,000
-- Death by fireworks: 1 in 1,000,000
That said… anyone care to join me in an office pool?
To find out if you ....er..won...tonight, at 11pm, check out the homepage HERE.
UPDATE: Here are the numbers....and...I
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